According to a new study that came out on Friday, October 21st, a group of researchers at Homostultus Laboratories in Stockholm Sweden were noticing some weird effects after feeding Watermelons from Wal-Mart to rats in one of their lab experiments. According to the study, the rats were reported to have increasingly high tendencies towards micturition, a potentially dangerous form of bodily excretion. Upon examining the Watermelons that one of the lab researchers had bought at Wal-Mart the previous day, they were found to be dangerously high in levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide, a chemical that is commonly found in acid rains, various vaccines, and many household cleaning products. In an interview with CNN's Scientific Review branch, lead researcher Mejkin Ingred, he said, "...honestly we are worried about finding these chemicals in such an innocent place. If not quickly contained, this chemical outbreak could have disastrous effects [on] children and adults alike would be eff